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The Fix(tures) are in

Split the dummy

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Keith Wallace
Apr 07, 2026
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Hello

You can’t please everyone all the time so if you’re going to piss people off with the post split fixtures make sure it’s the Bloomhearts support. Unofficial spokesperson and radio “personality” Ewen D Cameron had a rant about it in his car which is summarised here:

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