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And then there were two..

..Bloomhearts dismiss Rangers from the conversation

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Keith Wallace
May 05, 2026
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That was quite the game of two halves at Tynecastle last night wasn’t it. A dominant Rangers first half was completely turned on its head in the second half as Derek McInnes outthought Danny Rohl and his players outfought the Teddy Bears. The message from the Football Gods is clear.

Credit also to Larry Shanks for a terrific hit for the winning goal.

Revisionist Rangers media are now asking why they never bought Shanks (it’s Russell Martin’s fault) and should they have hired McInnes instead of Rohl.


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